Smurf gay
brainy smurf IS a homosexual icon. here’s why:
- he’s the smurf with possibly the LEAST amount of het content in canon as far as the cartoon goes. said het content tends to feel forced/out of place
- legitimately kissed idle smurf when he consideration lazy only had two days to live
- just inexplicably gay energy. over-dramatic. often very sarcastic and sassy
- absolute coward that tends to say/do queer things when he’s scared or over-emotional
- over-hated by the majority of linear ppl since the 80′s yet beloved by the gays because we view him as a hilarious gay idiot w some character depth
- i understand i sound like a broken record every moment i say this but.the entirety of smurfiest of friends and dark-ness monster. whether you have “shipping goggles” on or not it’s barely a arrive to say those episodes can be viewed as more than platonic. ESPECIALLY the latter. like regardless of what you ship or don’t ship you gotta admit those episodes pretty much give a LOT of support towards brainy (and/or clumsy) existence read as gay and that’s important
- look at this right now:
op please add the entirety of tlv to the evidence where he did nothing but advocate for crime and be a
I was the incorrect age to appreciate The Smurfs in their heyday — too old to be entertained, too youthful to appreciate them ironically — but the one thing I did perceive was this: A lot of small blue men living together with a single female whom none of them ever touch? Seemed kinda gay.
Well, it seems even more gay since they started making movies about them — with Neil Patrick Harris nonetheless! And his wife is played by Glee‘s Jayma Mays!
The Smurfs 2, a followup to the surprise hit of two years ago, does aim for a weird gay appeal, Broadway song-and-dance-man Harris notwithstanding. The antics can border on camp, with a sense of humor (the parts aimed at the adults, at least) skewed toward the flirtatious and sardonic (especially when John Oliver, as the Smurf known as Vanity, primps in from of him mirror). And the puzzling way in which the word “smurf” can be used as almost all parts of speech — noun, verb (“Smurfing fantastic!”), exclamation (“Smurf that!”), adjective (“She’s very smurfy”) — often recalls Jimmy Kimmel’s “unnecessary censorship” bit, making the imagined replacement word far worse than whatever the creatures could actually say i
What was this about gay smurfs?
A hundred shirtless dudes living alone in the woods sounds beautiful gay. But the foundational ask is, do smurfs have cocks? The answer is yes! In the comic Les Schtroumpfs et le Cracoucass, there’s a smurf who goes around wearing a towel instead of pants. At one point, Papa Smurf demands the towel, and the smurf responds, “But Papa Smurf, we will see my smurf!” The word “smurf” is used in the masculine singular in French (“mon schtroumpf”) and very likely means “pénis” or “zizi.” Which means this smurf has a cock and so all the male smurfs have cocks.
And the next question is, do smurfs even have the concept of gayness? Yes again! In the comic La Schtroumpfette, Smurfette has the smurfs dance in pairs instead of in a line, and one of the smurfs asks another, “You find this gay, don’t you?”
In the cartoon, Vanity has a “swish” voice and uses extravagant language (though not quite as theatrical as another Hanna-Barbera character, the pink cat Snagglepuss), which suggests that Vanity is a homosexual. Sometimes he chases after Smurfette just like all the other male smurfs, suggesting he may be bisexual or closeted, but sometimes he doe
Those two new ethics posters of The Smurfs 2 main attraction the Smurf Vanity and the Naughty Hackus:
Smurfs 2 Film Trailer
Plot:
“The Smurfs team up with their human friends to rescue Smurfette, who has been kidnapped by Gargamel since she knows a secret spell that can turn the evil sorcerer’s newest creation – creatures called the Naughties – into concrete Smurfs.”
Do you reflect Vanity is male lover or just effeminate? I’d say he is, but am pretty sure the studios would reject for fear of putting off a few narrow minded parents and bigots…
Anyway, do you ponder there’s any chance for Hackus and Vanity to turn into best friends for life? Or are they too different?
In theaters: July 31, 2013.
:)
29 May 2013 tags: Smurfs 2