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"Kids don't turn queer because a teacher told them that queer people exist. They turn queer because their older sister's best comrade gave them Ani DiFranco's first two albums on cassette. Everyone knows this."
-Gillian Branstetter
"Thank you! Finally! My work here is done!"
-Ani DiFranco
"I don't mind straight people as lon
Lgbt Jokes
How many LGBT supporters does it take to transform a lightbulb?
Edit: Wow front page. Didn't expect this huge a response.
All cars support LGBT community.
Did you ever comprehend that the colours on the LGBT flag are actually all straight
My son just told me what he mind LGBT stood for
G - Get down to
B - Buisness
T - To defeat the huns
What do you call a community of people waiting to get into a Pride festival?
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
[True story. My dad is not an idiot either, totally normal human.]
Why execute LGBT people loathe coding?
What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?
How does a LGBT Communist get to work?
I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights.
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99 Funny Gay Jokes – Laughter is a universal language, and humor is one of the best ways to bring people together, celebrate diversity, and lighten the mood. Gay humor, in particular, has its own one-of-a-kind charm, blending wit, sass, and clever wordplay. Whether you’re part of the LGBTQ+ community or just love a good roar , these 99 funny gay jokes will leave you grinning from ear to ear. From funny jokes for gays to gay dad jokes and everything in between, we’ve gathered a collection of the best gay jokes around.
So sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy some lighthearted, inclusive humor with these funny jokes about gays. Recollect, these jokes are all in good fun—celebrating the vibrant essence and humor that the Queer community brings to the world.
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99 Funny Gay Jokes
1. Why did the gay guy bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he wanted to arrive out on top!
2. What carry out you call a group of musical gays?
A band of queers!
3. You know how I realize you’re gay?
You spent more on your hair products than your rent!
4. What’s a gay man’s favorite kind of shoes?
Loafers, beca What are your favorite jokes?
prepare for the dumbest joke you’ve ever heard in your life, and pelt me with vegetables afterwards. First moment I heard this I had to stare at the ground for a solid thirty minutes and contemplate suicide.
One year there was this bear hibernating in Boston, in the springtime, he wakes up after a long slumber. “I could really use a beer right now.” he says, and walks downtown into the nearest bar.
“Give me a stein of your best brew, bartender” he demands.
“The fuck outta here bear, we don’t serve bears beer in Boston.”
Annoyed and thirsty for a drink, the bear gets more aggressive with his order.
“Listen bartender, I’ve been sleeping all winter and I need a liquor. Give me a beer or I’ll eat that cocktail waitress over there!”
“Fuck you bear,” the bartender says “go ahead, we aren’t scared. I already told ya we don’t work for bears beer in Boston.”
The bear now completely pissed off walks over and mauls the cocktail waitress, and gobbles her up in large bites while everyone watches in horror. The bear walks back to the stool at the bar, and takes a seat. Calmy, the bear says “Alright, now if you don’t want that happening to anyone e
99 Funny Gay Jokes – Laughter is a universal language, and humor is one of the best ways to bring people together, celebrate diversity, and lighten the mood. Gay humor, in particular, has its own one-of-a-kind charm, blending wit, sass, and clever wordplay. Whether you’re part of the LGBTQ+ community or just love a good roar , these 99 funny gay jokes will leave you grinning from ear to ear. From funny jokes for gays to gay dad jokes and everything in between, we’ve gathered a collection of the best gay jokes around.
So sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy some lighthearted, inclusive humor with these funny jokes about gays. Recollect, these jokes are all in good fun—celebrating the vibrant essence and humor that the Queer community brings to the world.
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99 Funny Gay Jokes
1. Why did the gay guy bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he wanted to arrive out on top!
2. What carry out you call a group of musical gays?
A band of queers!
3. You know how I realize you’re gay?
You spent more on your hair products than your rent!
4. What’s a gay man’s favorite kind of shoes?
Loafers, beca prepare for the dumbest joke you’ve ever heard in your life, and pelt me with vegetables afterwards. First moment I heard this I had to stare at the ground for a solid thirty minutes and contemplate suicide. One year there was this bear hibernating in Boston, in the springtime, he wakes up after a long slumber. “I could really use a beer right now.” he says, and walks downtown into the nearest bar. “Give me a stein of your best brew, bartender” he demands. Annoyed and thirsty for a drink, the bear gets more aggressive with his order. “Listen bartender, I’ve been sleeping all winter and I need a liquor. Give me a beer or I’ll eat that cocktail waitress over there!” The bear now completely pissed off walks over and mauls the cocktail waitress, and gobbles her up in large bites while everyone watches in horror. The bear walks back to the stool at the bar, and takes a seat. Calmy, the bear says “Alright, now if you don’t want that happening to anyone e What are your favorite jokes?
“The fuck outta here bear, we don’t serve bears beer in Boston.”
“Fuck you bear,” the bartender says “go ahead, we aren’t scared. I already told ya we don’t work for bears beer in Boston.”